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Two Girls, No Cups: Reacting to Code of Misconduct

NOTE: This episode has been reuploaded and is entirely unedited due to Podbean’s AI Editor Ruining Everything by Making It Sound Like We Live Inside a Groan Tube.
In this episode the hosts react to the new documentary Code of Misconduct, which revisits a 2018 junior hockey sexual-assault case, the long trial that followed, and the acquittal of five players. They discuss the failures of the justice system, the culture of hockey that enabled it, and the ripple effects now playing out during the NHL playofts.
Content is heavy and focused on accountability, survivor testimony, and why this case STILL MATTERS- including the controversy around Carter Hart and what it reveals about privilege, consequence, and reform in hockey.

Two Girls, No Cups: Olympics, Locker-Room Scandal & Women's Hockey Rise

Episode two of Two Girls, No Cups recaps the Winter Olympics and Paralympics with hot takes on women’s hockey growth, PWHL momentum, and memorable curling moments.
The hosts unpack the men’s hockey fallout (locker-room phone calls, player reactions, and cultural consequences) alongside jersey opinions, player shout-outs, and awkward SNL moments.
They close with praise for Paralympic athletes, a wholesome look at player friendships (we fw the Elevated Cupcake Experience), and a tease for a special guest on the next episode.

Two Girls, No Cups: Queer Cousins Crash the Rink

Two cousins introduce their new hockey podcast, sharing their origin stories, favorite teams and players, and their queer, astrology-flavoured take on the game. 
They discuss pet peeves (stats-obsessed commentary, the term "WAG," goon culture), recent headlines like the Gavin McKenna incident* and player mental health, and celebrate queer representation in shows like Heated Rivalry while promising honest takes on politics, fashion (okay, it's mostly jersey history), and the PWHL!*FOR LEGAL RAISINS WE DO NOT CONDONE VIOLENCE IN ANY FORM